oomshi:

*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds

americugh:

When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has

drunkfeferi:

I just want to be treated like a princess all day (◡‿◡✿)
Then fucked senseless until I’m screaming (◠‿◠✿)
Then cuddled and held all night long to keep nightmares away (◕‿◕✿)

oomshi:

314eater:

hitlersbreastmilk:

boys?

girls?

*ozzy osbourne voice* shARRon??

Wtf is a boy?

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